bluidkiti
07-12-2014, 11:45 AM
Why Do I Like Retirement?
How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
When is a retiree's bedtime?
3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
It comes with a 10% discount!.
How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take all day.
What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal.
What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never-ending coffee break
How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
When is a retiree's bedtime?
3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
It comes with a 10% discount!.
How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take all day.
What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal.
What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never-ending coffee break