When was Rome built?

At night.

Why do you say that?

Because Rome wasn't built in a day.

Dave I think your joke about Rome is hilarious :38:
I'm going to text it to my grandson
He will love it

Jo I love your pillow/software joke :38:
I'm going to ask my wife if she will embroider it on a pillow case
Too funny :1:

Ok here's my joke for the day:
Back in my drinking daze - a pink polka dotted alligator, a purple snake, a green monkey and a laughing hyena all walked into a bar.
The bar tender said, "Sorry fellas, Steve's not here yet". :11:

:86:

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A rerun I think, but still makes me chuckle.

From my friend in Texas, a rerun, but this is his version.

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.


'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies.

Wait for it
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It's coming ...... ...













The suspense is killing you, isn't it?














She Said

'You're just the first man who happened to catch my eye.'


(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)

That is how she rolls.