All About Family
 

All About Family

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has
a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up
children. Now I have six children and no theories. - John
Wilmott

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet
are unable to understand the lawn mower, snow blower, and
vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his
birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we
have already. - Wendy Liebman

The best time to give advice to your children is while
they're still young enough to believe you know what they're
talking about. - Evan Esar

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and
choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. - Dan
Bennettt

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