Witty Sayings
WITTY SAYINGS :11:
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. - Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? |
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