The juggler
 

A professional juggler driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" The police officer asks.

"Actually, officer, I'm a juggler. I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah? Let me see you do it."

The juggler gets out of the car and begins juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple drive by and slow down to watch the performance. "Wow!" the driver says to his wife. "I'm sure glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

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I was very sleepy when I read this. It made me laugh and now I'm awake. LOL