License to Fish
 

License to Fish

An man was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice
chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well
known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"

"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my
pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and
let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they
jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of bunk! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then
said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and
said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?" :281: