A drunk named Eric is driving home after downing a few at the local pub.
He turns the corner and sees a tree in the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it. He realizes there's another directly in his path!
He discovers his drive home is causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears a police siren and stops his car.
The officer approaches his car and asks him what on earth are you doing.
Eric starts to tell the story of the trees on the road.
The officer stops him in mid sentence and says...
For goodness sake Eric, that's your air freshener!
So often, our magic magnifying mind, sees things all out of proportion. You can`t talk to a drunk, he saw what he saw and you can`t convince them otherwise.
