Some Funny Thoughts
- The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
- A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your keys at once!
- Repeat after me: we are all individuals!
- I used to be indecisive ... I think.
- You've heard that it takes two mystery writers to change a light bulb? One to screw it almost all the way in and a second to give it a surprise twist at the end.
- If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take care of cows?
- When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get awful crowded.
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"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
God says that each of us is worth loving.