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bluidkiti · 08-24-2013, 02:24 PM

Dear IRS,
I would like to cancel my subscription.
Please remove me from your mailing list.

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Inside me is a thin person struggling to get out, but that person can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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A new bride went crying to her mother.
"Momma, I can't get Neil to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off."
"Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for thirty years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he's too old."

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Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar West Virginia State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

08-24-2013, 02:24 PM	#3
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70,570	Dear IRS, I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove me from your mailing list. ---------- Inside me is a thin person struggling to get out, but that person can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ---------- A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'" -------- A new bride went crying to her mother. "Momma, I can't get Neil to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, and he keeps putting it off." "Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for thirty years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything is to tell him he's too old." -------- Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar West Virginia State Lottery? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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