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03-29-2024, 08:12 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70,566	Army of The Lord Army of The Lord A man was coming out of church one morning after the service. The pastor, who was greeting everyone, remembered him and how he seldom attended service. He pulled him aside and said to him, "You need to join the Army of The Lord!" The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of The Lord, Pastor!" The pastor then asked, "Then how come I don't see you here except at Christmas and Easter?" The man whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service!” __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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