Morning Medicine

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Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked… “doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?”

Bobby said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left handed.”

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him “What makes you say God did this with his left hand?”

Well,” said Bobby, “we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand!”

[BW1]

I love it!!!! & I needed a chuckle this morning

Thanx... :smiley:

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At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’

Little Johnny responded, ‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.’

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A Church Funny

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were
sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked
out loud during the service. Finally, his big sister had
enough.

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked indignantly.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those
two men standing by the door? They're hushers!"

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”

He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

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Higher Power

A Sunday school teacher said to the children, "We have been
learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.
But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it
is?"

One child blurted out, "Aces!"

[MajestyJo]

Thanks for sharing these, I just don't have time to be everywhere on the board, and today is catch up.

They say laughter is the best medicine.

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One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle.

Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, “Pray for me! Pray for me!”

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, ‘They couldn’t get a baby-sitter. ‘

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Chocolate Chip Children's Church

During our church's worship service, the pastor invites all the young children to join him near the altar for the "Children's Moments Sermon."

One day, with seven small children in attendance, he spoke about the ingredients required to make up a church, using a chocolate-chip cookie as an example.

He explained to the children that, as with a cookie requiring ingredients such as sugar and eggs, the church needed ingredients to make up the congregation.

Holding a cookie aloft, he asked, "If I took the chocolate chips out of this cookie, what would I have?"

A shy six-year-old raised his hand. "Six less grams of fat," he replied.

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Fishing

Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying about Noah's
ark. On the way home, Willy asked, "Do you think Noah did
much fishing?"

"How could he?" said Billy. "He only had two worms."

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God's Love

My four-year-old son Ashton loves the movie Toy Story 2,
particularly the space ranger hero, Buzz Lightyear.
Recently in Sunday school we were learning that God's
love has no limits.
At the end of class the teacher, reviewing the lesson,
asked, "So, how much does God love us?"
Quoting Buzz's big line in the film, Ashton replied,
"To infinity and beyond!"

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ABC's

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to
hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to
understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on
a rock, I realized why his words had made no sense: He was
repeating the alphabet.

"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked him.

The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."

I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the
alphabet."

Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the
words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying
to say."

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At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’

Little Johnny responded, ‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.’

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Worship

Worship brings all kinds of responses, as I observed
in church recently. An elderly woman was standing with
eyes closed and hands raised in prayer and praise.

The three-year-old standing in the pew in front of her
turned around and gave her a high-five!